JUST A GLIMPSE OF MY INSANITY

May 19, 2013 • 26,294 notes • rydek

this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing

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May 16, 2013 • 556 notes • togifs

May 15, 2013 • 61,627 notes • cineraria

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May 15, 2013

I need to get the fuck out of Texas, tornadoes scare the shit out of me.

May 15, 2013 • 76,039 notes • irun-igolf

That moment when you’re nice to someone, and they act like a total douche…

sodamnrelatable:

May 14, 2013 • 52,678 notes • littleprincessvegan

littlestbug:

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

i’m imagining him alone in his room with all the lights off, eyes wide open, rocking back and forth on his bed muttering this to himself

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May 14, 2013 • 121,857 notes • continualsanitynotlikely

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these

And wear it to the nearest major city

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

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May 14, 2013 • 126,135 notes • caplan

“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”

sodamnrelatable:

oh my god

BEST JOKE.

THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER

May 13, 2013 • 3,590 notes • ibi-s

This is so damn metal.

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May 12, 2013 • 2 notes

I love this .gif a little too much…

May 11, 2013 • 500 notes • lokithehedgehog

lokithehedgehog:

Dreaming baby Loki (x)

May 11, 2013 • 119,797 notes

I don’t like being asked to make decisions.

sodamnrelatable:

Where do you want to eat?

Where do you want to go?

“I have no idea.”

What do you want to do?

“What do you want to do?”

May 11, 2013 • 72,690 notes • domics

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May 11, 2013 • 180,272 notes • oliviatheelf

gini-baggins:

my-screaming-insanity:

DONT FUCKING CRY

OH MY GOD SHE IS FUCKING GORGEOUS.

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May 11, 2013 • 143,650 notes • waylie

rinthewin:

caffenespeaks:

the legend

This makes me so happy, and yet so sad.

He was smart, he was a writer (you could tell by his phrasing) and this is something he TRULY cares about. That boy has a heart and he cares. He sees the truth for what it is and he refuses to sit idly and watch as the youth of america just stumbles by.

BUT the teacher was done. She didn’t care. She was fed up.

BUT the students were uncaring, even laughing, as this young man walked out

BUT this video was put online to be deemed as a joke and embarrass that boy.

THAT is unexceptionable

THAT is not right.

If you are this young gentleman if you are his relative, or if you have ever done something similar.

I am so proud of you

To take your opinion and share. NOT ONCE did he threaten her, NOT ONCE did he raise his voice above a proper projection so that the class could hear his words NOT ONCE did he insult her in any means past how she was behaving with her job. He didn’t undermine her. He didn’t hurt her, and yet he gave his message and left in peace.

That makes him a true, undeniable, super hero in my eyes.

Thank you sir.

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